Looking to add a little BITTERNESS to your holiday season? Then FESTIVUS is the book you cannot do without!

Take Frosty behind the woodshed ... the time has come for Festivus! The event celebrated by Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) on Seinfeld, where participants raise aluminum poles, compete in "feats of strength" and undertake the "airing of grievances," has transcended television. People are actually observing Festivus! In this side-splitting romp through the real world of Festivus, Allen Salkin meets Miss Festivus, tastes Festivus beer, and ponders the Festivus snail, showing how anyone with a little creativity -  and a dash of Costanza - can celebrate a Happy Festivus!

• Discover what became of Festivus Ice Cream.

• Blush at innovative Festivus mating rituals including the family-favorite "Kiss Your Ex-Lover."

• Take an audio tour of the creepy Festivus house in Oxford, Ohio.

• A foreword by Father Festivus himself, Jerry Stiller!

A rant on why Festivus is more fun than being killed by a giant boulder.